Jacob-isms Continued

-From the mouths of babes! I will be keeping all of the things that spill from my eldest's mouth on the right side but I think I am going to need more room on the side posts for more... It is time to make way for the next two's -isms... I believe that words are on their way (once they start-- you never can go back!) Here is the past comments.

Mama it says S-a-n-t-a that is Santa and there is J-a-c-o-b that says Jacob and I know that is my e-mail... let's read it! ------- So, we were watching a Hallmark movie and he hears how Sant won't bring gifts to bad girls and boys so he solommly asks, "So, did you tell on me(was I going to tell about him being naught)? or is it like the North Pole Train (Polar Express) movie and he has a tv to watch me like you do?" ------ Daddy, da know there is a big problem? You know what a problem is? There is that little snowing issue. My bike doesn't work in it? Maybe we can fill up the big bike like the big 4-we-er. Once that is done we should move the bike by da lawnmower. 'Cause da know we should do that! ----- Daddy, can you change Mommie's doot-doots (music). I want jammin', get down, and boogie doot-doots like yours(rock)! ------ Check me out--- I got some rockin'-rad moves ------ I just make the best Cat in the hat... Can you get me a thing-a-majigger? Maggie and Hoss are good Things too... Next year can Josie be Fish? ------ Pappy is a cowboy and Bompa is a mailman ------ Up for me, you help! Translation: pick me up and I want to help you up there what ever you are doing! ___ (Sobbing before naptime): I-I-I-I jus want my nice mama back here! Pu-leeeeazzzzzuuu! Mama come back.Jacob: Mama I got Josie's bone out of the "CAN-trEE" and I feed it to her! ------ Mama: Jacob that is called a pantry. Jacob: No it's not! The pans are in the door by the stove. Don't you 'nember? The cans go in there you silly Ma-mmma! ---- April 2010_Daddy and Mama were having a discussion "Peoples... Peoples... PEOPLES, I need your ears to listen to uh Jacobs. Do you hear me?" ------ Jacob:Mama? Is our Janet coming here? Me: Yes, she is. She is flying here as we speak. Jacob: Mama... she is flying here with her AMAZING wings... She's gonna be here soon! ------ Jacobs are TOO heavy! But, Quinn-man makes good horse! (Quinn was pinned flat to the floor with brother 10 lbs. more sitting on top bouncing up and down hollering with giggled filled glee, "Come-on Quinn-man!") ------ But I for don't fink I need to sleep, you do! (There is more truth to that than he knows) ------- But this for what I yam thinkin' you should just give it to a Jacob! ------- Row-row-row the motor boat Up the stream Mary, Mary life is dream! And if you see crocodile ScreaM! AAAHHHH!